I thought you might get a kick out of this:
Scot McKnight posted a prayer on his blog; a great prayer that should be prayed, but I couldn't help chuckle at the unintentionally funny (and convicting) opening line...must be read carefully, so do click the link to get the context!: (:
Almighty God, kindle, we pray.... (continued here)
PS: He could've prayed to a Kindle Fire, that would totally make sense, too..