Ever put a lit cigarette up your nose? | Uh, years ago...BC...1976..don't ask...there is a slide somewhere |
Ever cussed at God? | Like anyone else honest, yeah.. Like some Bible pray-ers.. |
Ever streaked? | Sure...same year as two above ...No photos that I am aware of..but don't ask Mumbo Man |
Ever stolen? | Hostess Snowballs from Gong's Market as a kid...(amd a prayer, as St. Vincent Furnier did in the amazing song "Stolen Prayer" |
Worst sin you ever committed? | killed Jesus |
Cheated on a math test? | i don't think so...but i have a hilarious story about someone cheating off me in college math...They knew I was an "A" student..but didn't know I was not so in Math! |
Eaten guinea pig? | not sure...been to Peru twice so it's possible. I think Cathie Metz has. |
Which talk show host should interview Jesus? | Colbert, or Keltic Ken |
Predestination or free will? | yes |
Dance south of the equator? | i have and plan to again |
Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme? | since only KK in town, i'll choose that |
Hegel or Kierkegaard? | Tough..Both are informative...buy they had their differences. Probably the Dutch Dude by a hair..but a Hegelian synthesis of the two would be huge fun |
Batman or Superman? | Superman...but I have fond memories of the TV Batman...Oof! |
Guilty pleasure? | mindless pop music once every two years; Ray Bradbury |
AM or FM? | AM just to hear Keltic Ken, Tom Gonzales, or Bruce Hood on KRDU 1130; other than that: FM and BM in the PM |
Funny hospital stories? | as a pastor, yeah" I think a guy burned his hand trying to hide a lit cigarette from me; also: "accidentally" seeing hindquarters from those crazy hospital gowns. Rev Kev Clancey has the best story |
Regular or Decaff? | Come on, no contest. What's the point in decaff...that's Oxy the Moron |
Cheech or Chong? | both gifted with great voices in the old skits... Cheech as Sister Mary Elephant, maybe...and as the man talking to Jesus in "Welcome to Mexico" Chong as the character "Man." |
Backmasking memory? | Sey |
First crush? | Mom |
Last wine? | Last Sunday @worship (what kind of church do you think we are)...but it was stale, eh, Ken? |
Bath or shower? | Sometimes...more than Rich Mullins...ok, ok: shower |
Next US state to visit? | Washington (to scout out church plant with Kev, maybe...and because it's one of the few states...besides sanity...I've not visited) |
What's on your bedside table? | Bible, 17 books, flashlight, 3 magazines, pencil, 53 cents, an Israeli Shekel, a cat, Kleenex w/booger |
Desk: Piles or files? | Tohu Bohu |
Email or MySpace mail? | Like many, I now get more MySpace mail than old-fashioned e-mail....as far as personal messages.. I guess email is so "last millenium" (remember pay phones? Beta video? Adam Ant?) |
How well can you do that under-the-armpit noise? | better than you...more musically than your mom |
Spiritual gifts? | pastoring (one hopes), compassion (need more), discernment |
Car? | Toyota Corolla..not matter what Pastor Scott thinks |
If you could have just one Old Testament book? | Isaiah.. |
CREATE YOUR OWN SURVEY! |
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
True Confessions II
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