if you see a piano on a sandbar..

Two references came to mind upon seeing the headline to this news video..
1)the old "turtle on a fencepost"  preacher's story
2)George Carlin's "Hand me that piano" in his litany of sentences that have never been said before.

Watch the video first, then click here for the "mystery solved" story.

PS. But who DID put the bullet hole  in Peggy's kitchen wall?