Since:
"pornography always drives technology..." (read about it)
...and...
"Left Behind" novels (in addition to being "more dangerous than "The Da Vinci Code"
and "unable to hit a bull's ass with a banjo) can be classified as "evangelical pornography" (read about it)..
...and...
the church blessed female porn
ministry fuels sexually addictive behavior (read about it)
...and...
pastors have penis-envy and are seducers
..and...
our while culture is masturbatory
..and...
church is "voyeuristic"
and many churches broadcast porn from their bell towers..
what kind of pornosexual "technology" does the evangelical movement birth?
Maybe we need more
church-sponsored "Porn and pancakes" breakfasts.
...and..
"Jesus Loves Porn Stars" Bible covers..
...and..
Christian artists in kinky "Victoria's Secret" commercials
God showing up at Playboy's #1 Bar in America
...and..
maybe we need more ministries lile xxxchurch.com, the #1 Christian Porn Site
...and..
more evangelists like "Wally the Wiener"(www.wallythewiener.com)
...and..
annual days on the church calendar like "Porn Sunday"
...and..
articles like CS Lewis' essay on masturbation
...and..
"Theology of Sex Shops" articles
...and..
Playboy Centerfolds for Jesus
...and...
Masturbands forJesus
...and...
Lap dancers for Jesus
after all:
Churchgoers want more sermons on sexual issues than pastors think they do.
...and..
Of Course Oral Sex is Biblical God wants you to have good sex ...and... |
Penguin Sex is like Christian faith..
WHAT WE DON'T NEED IS
well-meaning cheese
like..
"Repeat Sex Offender" Study Bible
Thank God it's a joke.... so far. That Bible might be itself more potentially pornographic than the whole"Left Behind" series...
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