Friday, April 30, 2010

Catholics with +700 credit scores accepted by Baptists

Pastor Deacon Fred announces that Landover Baptist Church is now accepting Catholics with +700 credit scores to apply for membership and salvation. Video below, press release here.

(Note: this is the same church that once had a court restraining order
keeping non-Christians from a ten mile radius around the church..that story here)


  1. this is so amazingly bad, it must be a spoof. God speaks with a Southern accent? Jesus thought in English? Wow

  2. LOL, Either that or so amazingly bad, it must be REAL. (:

    Yes, it is a spoof, but don't tell.. (:

  3. Of course, if the Catholic Church is indeed the Church Jesus founded on Peter ("and I declare to you, thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my Church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. And I give to you the keys of the Kingdom: whose sins you shall retain on earth, they are retained in heaven, and whose sins you shall forgive on earth, they are forgiven in heaven...") And if, Dave, it should so happen (as I believe) that Jesus was speaking of the Catholic Church, what then of the mockers and scoffers, or those who try to destroy His Church?
    At the very least, one can be assured, they "will not prevail".
    God bless you!


Hey, thanks for engaging the conversation!