This is not a parody; it is an actual sermon that raises several problems with "King James Version only" fundamentalism. The text under discussion is the verse that reads (In KJV only, of course) "him that pisseth against the wall."
Well meaning..God bless him...but can you count the problems here?
Besides the fact that many unfundy malepastors apparently "pee sitting down."
Hat tip to Trevin Wax, , who discusses it at this link.
Wow, I'm very excited now that he told me that the only criteria of being a "real man" is to read the King James Version while I pee standing up.
ReplyDeleteCan I still poop sitting down?
Mark
ReplyDeleteyou can
No crap!